twatglance

When someone in front you drives particularly badly, you finally manage to pass them and you look at the driver to see if they look as stupid as they drive. See also twat-e-glance

One sec, let me just twatglance this idiot, yep, on his phone

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

twatulence

Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.

at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.

by Karodan November 19, 2013

Twatclanger

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority

That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers

by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

twatmancer

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat

"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"

by G 24/7 March 4, 2017

nachos twatgrande

A Nachos Twatgrande is a description of a girl with a particularly nasty cooch. Characterized by a crusty, flaky shell, and something resembling cheese, as well as green and white pasty substances around the perimeter. If you see tomato chunks, go directly to the free clinic, do not pass go.

That fat girl I picked up in Fairfax last night was disgusting. She had a giant hairy Nachos Twatgrande. I damn near threw up on my churro.

by Captian Colostomy May 17, 2006

Twatulance

Habitual fanny farting

I swear that Doris kept pumping out her front bum. She must have twatulance!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020