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Twatapotamus 

Someone who doesn't share their weed
Cory is a twatapotamus
Twatapotamus by TPJ22 March 1, 2019

Twatapotamus 

The group of mean girls from high school who are still doing the same crap in their 30s
The posse are nothing but twatapotamuses
Twatapotamus by Bland1897 August 20, 2022

Twatopotamus 

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.
Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.
Twatopotamus by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatopotamus 

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.
Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.
twatopotamus by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus 

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life
I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me
twatopotamus by pckr June 11, 2006

Twatopotomus 

An extremely bitchy women. Also called twatopotomus-rex
Group of Guys: "This new game rocks".
Mother of Guy 1: "DO YOUR HOMEWORK".
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "Dude you mom is such a Twatopotomus".
Twatopotomus by Juggalo Abraxus January 10, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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