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Twattapotamus

A extremely obese and miserable woman!
That Twattapotamus thinks she controls this whole office! But outside work shes just a worthless fatty who has to buy two tickets to fly coach!
Twattapotamus by Ejayz June 10, 2013
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Twatopotamus 

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.
Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.
Twatopotamus by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatopotamus 

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.
Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.
twatopotamus by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus 

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life
I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me
twatopotamus by pckr June 11, 2006

Twatapotamus 

A very large, loose twat
ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!
Twatapotamus by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

Twatapottamus 

A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus
"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."
Twatapottamus by deathfordough November 18, 2016

Twatopotamus 

Dont act like a twatopotamus.
Twatopotamus by Big johnny johnson February 22, 2018
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