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Thotopotamus 

a very large thot similar to a hippopotamus but only human. Commonly found in central Illinois
Did you see that thotopotamus back there Maddie?
Thotopotamus by mr.lahey June 2, 2015

Hotapotamus 

A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.

Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.
I was speaking with that girl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.
Hotapotamus by Hotapotamus April 20, 2011

Twatapotamus 

A very large, loose twat
ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!
Twatapotamus by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

Thotopotamus 

Dirty birdies. They are gross chicks that are lazy af. These girls don't do much at all. They are nasty thots.Usually jail birds that act like their shit don't stink. Fiends and you'll probably catch an std if you fuck one. Resemble ratchets, but fatter and smelly. Don't wash their coochies.
Damn, there's the nasty Thotopotamus' in their natural habitat. That chick is a nasty thotopotamus.
Thotopotamus by pancakesnsteaks August 30, 2019

Twatapotamus 

Someone who doesn't share their weed
Cory is a twatapotamus
Twatapotamus by TPJ22 March 1, 2019

Thotopotamus 

The skankiest, filthiest, most degenerate hoe out there. Usually a solitary creature spending his or her days in the confines of reddit, podcasts, and the like.
Friend: Who that ugly hoe over there? That Thotopotamus should be put back in its cage
Me: that's just Dempsey - he ugly but harmless
Thotopotamus by Trix4Kidz April 18, 2019
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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