A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.
Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.
I was speaking with thatgirl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.
Dirty birdies. They are gross chicks that are lazy af. These girls don't do much at all. They are nasty thots.Usually jail birds that act like their shit don't stink. Fiends and you'll probably catch an std if you fuck one. Resemble ratchets, but fatter and smelly. Don't wash their coochies.
Damn, there's the nasty Thotopotamus' in their natural habitat. That chick is a nasty thotopotamus.
The skankiest, filthiest, most degenerate hoe out there. Usually a solitary creature spending his or her days in the confines of reddit, podcasts, and the like.
Friend: Who that ugly hoe over there? That Thotopotamus should be put back in its cage Me: that's just Dempsey - he ugly but harmless