twat monger
twat monger by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007
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twat mongler
1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
twat mongler by tommyO699 January 23, 2009
Related Words
twatmonger • twat mongler • Twat Mongor • Twatmongrel • Twitmonger • twat • twat waffle • Twat Swatter • twat swat • twat shot
Twat Mongor
Verb:
1) The act of being the biggest twat ever
2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise
Adj:
1) a person who is worse then a twat.
2) A real Dick
1) The act of being the biggest twat ever
2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise
Adj:
1) a person who is worse then a twat.
2) A real Dick
Twat Mongor by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010
Twatmongrel
"That customer was loud, rude and completely resistant to the idea that she was entering her information incorrectly. In short, she was a twatmongrel."
Twatmongrel by lady wordsmith July 28, 2009
twatmonger
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.
Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.
Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010
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