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Twitmonger

A term for someone who rants on formerly twitter (X), bonus points if they are especially unhinged, a play on the word Twitlonger.
man 1 : some random washed up celebrity went on a twitmonger
man 2 : real
by u/awkwardtheturtle January 19, 2024
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Twatmongrel

(noun) an incredibly annoying woman.
"That customer was loud, rude and completely resistant to the idea that she was entering her information incorrectly. In short, she was a twatmongrel."
by lady wordsmith July 28, 2009
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twitlonger

a free service that you can sign onto with twitter and tweet more then 140 characters
twitlonger : you can write more then 140 characters in a tweet.
by dell44223 October 5, 2009
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Twitlonger

The go-to twitter manifesto platform for exposing sexual assaults
Person 1: did you read that legal document that Smash Bros streamer posted in their defence of the allegations?

Person 2: that wasn’t a legal document, that was a twitlonger. jfc
by El Autismo June 11, 2021
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Twitbanger

n. An endearingly annoying individual.
"Aw, she's so cute, but I wish she'd stop pulling my hair. What a little twitbanger!"
by Bollypoop January 8, 2004
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twatmonger

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
by I'm Nice May 5, 2010
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twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!
by Bellser June 24, 2006
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