twasser 

like twat

god look at that boy over there he's such a twasser!

twasser by M May 9, 2004

twasterd

straight up fucking wasted

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell

twasterd by gel&kate September 9, 2010

Twissers 

Idiots way of saying tweezers

"twissers are twissers"
"they are things you use to pluck hairs with"

Twissers by Keelie Bear January 27, 2009

Twaster 

Time Waster.

Customers that come in that never buy anything they just want to talk.

People who have all day to do nothing when you have 101 things to do.

Someone who spends more time talking about doing something then actually getting it started.

Bad or painful foreplay

Best used in Retail:
Customer: Yeah... I was thinking about buy a computer, but since I have been laid off its been.... bla bla bla bla yackety smackety bla bla (30 mins later) and my son is a computer expert that work for the military and he went to college for all this but bla bla bla

Sale guy #2: Dude! He was a total twaster!

Sale Guy #1: Yeah I could have made three sales by the time he was was done telling me he didn't really need anything he was just out an about.
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Guy: You like that?
Girl: Uhmm it feels good daddy (bored look on her face)
Guy: I am gonna do this to you all night.

Next day on the phone with girlfriend...
Girl: Gurrrrl he was nothing but a twaster. I could have stayed at home and done better by myself.

Twaster by askme1 August 10, 2014

Twassel 

To pontificate, pompously, on a subject about which the pontificator clearly knows little or nothing

He twasselled her latest image, despite himself having all the artistic talent of a blind, one-armed, no-fingered, finger-painter

Twassel by Captain Codpiece May 4, 2009

twastered

getting straight up wasted

Dude we were SO twastered after all that Patron.

twastered by gel&k8bros September 9, 2010

twosser 

A person who doesn't use Twitter but feels the need to tell others how useless it is.

He's a twosser - never tried Twitter but happy to run it down.

twosser by Rollo_Tomasi July 6, 2009