twastered
getting straight up wasted
twastered by gel&k8bros September 9, 2010
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Twackered
The feeling one has when one has been awake for to long on a variety of substances, primarily ecstasy, cocaine, and/or crystal meth.
Twackered by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
tattered windsock
To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
tattered windsock by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006
Teasered
(Derived from the word: Tasered)
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.
twatterdnipplewaffle
A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
twatterdnipplewaffle by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012