Twassel

To pontificate, pompously, on a subject about which the pontificator clearly knows little or nothing

He twasselled her latest image, despite himself having all the artistic talent of a blind, one-armed, no-fingered, finger-painter

by Captain Codpiece May 4, 2009

Tasselating

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.

The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.

by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Tassel-tot

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

skank-tassel

Donald Trump's hair skank-tassel

That thing on top of Donald Trump's head looks like a skank-tassel!

by Jannopop September 8, 2016

twassle

The string of a tampon that hangs out of a vagina while in use. Combination of the words twat and tassle...aka twassle.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that hot stripper.
Guy 2: Aw gross her twassle is hanging out.
Guy 1: Eww...

by Dead Dani August 27, 2006

tuna tassels

When a girl has big hanging lips on her vagina.

kind of like meat curtains

dayum, she is fine but I heard she has some big sloppy tuna tassels.

by joppyslow August 31, 2013