twaisted

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a contraction of two words: totally and waisted.

twaisted is short for a situtation when you or someone you have been in contact with have crossed over the line of being drunk, being hammered, or smashed. you or them have become totally waisted.

incapable of standing on their own, speaking without excessive amounts of verbal diahrea

janie was talking so much shit about how she sucked a great dick. she went into the bathroom to prove it and puked all over the guy. man she was twaisted last night

twaisted by kevin quinn from flemington September 7, 2006

Words you can keep

twisted shits

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

Related Words

twaisted • twisted • twisted sister • twasted • Twisted Tea • twisted fucker • twisted misters • Twisted Blister • twisted cherry • twistedcunt

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.

Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy by COLLECTIVE November 3, 2013

Don't get it twisted

Don't get the wrong idea.

Don't get it twisted:

Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS

Don't get it twisted by bork152 June 5, 2022

Twisted Fister

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Twisted Fister by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

Twisted Whitney

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.

Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.

Twisted Whitney by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020

Tiffany-Twisted

From the Eagles song, "Hotel California." It was used to describe a woman in love with power and money.

Her mind is Tiffany-Twisted
She got the Mercedes Bens
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls "friends"

Tiffany-Twisted by Tifmcd June 4, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026