a contraction of two words: totally and waisted.
twaisted is short for a situtation when you or someone you have been in contact with have crossed over the line of being drunk, being hammered, or smashed. you or them have become totally waisted.
incapable of standing on their own, speaking without excessive amounts of verbal diahrea
twaisted is short for a situtation when you or someone you have been in contact with have crossed over the line of being drunk, being hammered, or smashed. you or them have become totally waisted.
incapable of standing on their own, speaking without excessive amounts of verbal diahrea
janie was talking so much shit about how she sucked a great dick. she went into the bathroom to prove it and puked all over the guy. man she was twaisted last night
by kevin quinn from flemington September 7, 2006
Get the twaisted mug.The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.
"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
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A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.
Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?
Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.
Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.
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Don't get it twisted:
Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS
Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS
by bork152 June 5, 2022
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Get the Twisted Fister mug.Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.
by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020
Get the Twisted Whitney mug.From the Eagles song, "Hotel California." It was used to describe a woman in love with power and money.
Her mind is Tiffany-Twisted
She got the Mercedes Bens
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls "friends"
She got the Mercedes Bens
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls "friends"
by Tifmcd June 4, 2009
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