turly

another name for curly pubic hair

Man.. that cocksucker had some crazy turly pubes.

by thedevil626 July 30, 2008

Our turly

degenerate slut. owner of a reeky car and a reekier drug habit

Person 1: "did you see what turly and tristy did the other night?"
Person 2: "wouldn't stop our turly"

by mermotmcduckin March 07, 2022

hurly turly

When someone has a heart attack while shitting their pants.

Don’t laugh so hard you have a hurly turly .

That desk is heavy don’t have a hurly turly moving it.

by D. Ray Scott III August 11, 2018