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A Plumber...

linking the bi-product, negative aspect of the role to the trade. As in “Chippy” for Carpentry & “Sparkie” for Electrical.
In the plumbing field it’s literally the waste product.
“You’ve had a go at fixing that honey but it’s still leaking all over the bathroom floor... I think we need to get a Turdy in to sort it out”
Turdy by Sossburger June 29, 2018
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Tardy because of the immediate need to drop a turd; especially in the context of high school.
The f-cking teacher tried to give me an F for being tardy, but I told her that was bullsh-t. I explained that I was turdy, not tardy.
turdy by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010
Adj., having attributes similar to those of a turd.
Do you see that turdy girl?
turdy by Rackergen January 29, 2006
1. the ultimate undependable; not one to trust.

2. an embarrasing spectacle.

3. a real turd.
Adam Roberts is Turdy.
Turdy by pepin February 17, 2005
Adj., having attributes similar to those of a turd.

Q: What the fuck is that man is wearing?
A: One turdy jacket.
turdy by Francois Turd October 4, 2007
A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.

No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.
Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients

Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY
turdy by The_Senor July 12, 2023

Turdy Dog 

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.
Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.
Turdy Dog by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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