Turdy

A Plumber...

linking the bi-product, negative aspect of the role to the trade. As in “Chippy” for Carpentry & “Sparkie” for Electrical.
In the plumbing field it’s literally the waste product.

“You’ve had a go at fixing that honey but it’s still leaking all over the bathroom floor... I think we need to get a Turdy in to sort it out”

by Sossburger June 29, 2018

turdy

Tardy because of the immediate need to drop a turd; especially in the context of high school.

The f-cking teacher tried to give me an F for being tardy, but I told her that was bullsh-t. I explained that I was turdy, not tardy.

by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010

turdy

Adj., having attributes similar to those of a turd.

Do you see that turdy girl?

by Rackergen January 29, 2006

Turdy

1. the ultimate undependable; not one to trust.

2. an embarrasing spectacle.

3. a real turd.

Adam Roberts is Turdy.

by pepin February 17, 2005

turdy

Adj., having attributes similar to those of a turd.

Q: What the fuck is that man is wearing?
A: One turdy jacket.

by Francois Turd October 4, 2007

turdy

A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.

No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.

Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients

Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY

by The_Senor July 12, 2023

Turdy Dog

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014