Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate
future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer
park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin
belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird
scooter with your ride or die
crew.
PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?
Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I
will be ready to
get beaver hunting!