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Fully Turged
I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged
During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.
During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.
Fully Turged by singleguy69 March 11, 2013
Related Words
turgled • turtled • Turgle • turtledove • Tuggled • turbledan • Turged • turtled em • TurtleDeveloping • Turtleding
turtled em
When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
turtled em by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
turtledumplin
A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs
turtledumplin by CassieWin February 9, 2023
Turtledove
an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Turtledove by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010
TurtleDipper
TurtleDipper by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008
Harry Turtledove
1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter
2. To suck at something voraciously
3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
2. To suck at something voraciously
3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.
2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.
3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.
3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
Harry Turtledove by stinko2309 March 29, 2010
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