Tuggled

When it's your birthday, and you're going out with all your friends to party.. and then your dirty pledge bro comes by while you're out partying because he knows everyones out of town, and robs your apartment. A real low down scumbag move.

God damn, I went with my friends to the club to celebrate my birthday, and I got tuggled while I was gone.

by DTUG October 18, 2011

Snuggle Tuggle

When you and your girlfriend are watching TV, snuggled closely together, she decides to reach down and pull on your man meat, all the while snuggled closely together.

Jane and I were snuggled together on the couch watching TV. She then reached down for a quick snuggle tuggle.

by The Firezombie February 23, 2009

boston tuggle

A rough handjob that hurts so good. During and after, one is unsure if they actually enjoyed it.

Dude, she gave me a Boston tuggle last night. Now my dick is all sore.. can't even masterbate.

by A. Carbad November 11, 2015

Tuggleism

Tuggleism is the term used to describe an extremely exaggerated or completely falsified story. The term is derived from the antics of Michael, whom chronically feels the need to do so. Tuggleisms are typically used in order to impress acquaintances or in a useless attempt to "score" with a chick that is completely out of your league.

An example of a Tuggleism (in actual use from Michael) is: "Dude, this one time.. I had a threesome with two lesbians and turned them both straight"

As illustrated above, Tuggleisms must be so ridiculously unbelievable that the use of a Tuggleism in actual conversation alludes to mild retardation. As a matter of fact, the only acceptable use of a Tuggleism is when you are engaging in the intentional use in order to mimic the namesake.

"Don't try to impress me with your Tuggleisms"<br>
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"Is that a true story; or a Tuggleism?"

by Tuggle Fanclub May 26, 2008

Tuggles McTugTug

The creepy fat balding man that sits alone in parks and watches women and children.

"Honey, pick up the frisbee."

"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."

by bonersandcake July 12, 2012

Toggled

When one, a 1337 hax0r, uses cheats on a game to pwn someone.

"Look at that. He just toggled the nub."
"Everybody in this pub gettin' toggled."

by Tipereth November 13, 2005

Tuggles

The small, fleshy area at the junction of the sack and the taint. The showing of this piece of manscape is often considered the most offensive gesture known globally; found to be at least 2.4 times as offensive as the middle finger.

That broad at the bar pissed me off, so I lifted my sack and showed her my tuggles!

by scroach March 16, 2010