verb - also turgling, turgled, turgles.
proper noun - also Turgler.
Contraction of turd burglar or turd burgler. A person who is a turd burglar (i.e. using various acts, one who robs another person of his/her ability to shat. akin to a "psyche out" in baseketball). Typically a male turd burglar uses the act to establish dominance through intimidation within the bathroom environment. Often used as a verb in the past tense when complaining about others or bragging about onesself.
proper noun - also Turgler.
Contraction of turd burglar or turd burgler. A person who is a turd burglar (i.e. using various acts, one who robs another person of his/her ability to shat. akin to a "psyche out" in baseketball). Typically a male turd burglar uses the act to establish dominance through intimidation within the bathroom environment. Often used as a verb in the past tense when complaining about others or bragging about onesself.
With a loud and sudden release of gas and feces, John turgled the other guy in the bathroom. Shortly afterward the other guy quickly wiped, flushed and then left the bathroom without washing his hands.
Why did he even try the stall door? I know he could see me sitting in there. That bastard had turgling on his mind, no doubt.
Hey, it's Turgle (refering to Mike).
Why did he even try the stall door? I know he could see me sitting in there. That bastard had turgling on his mind, no doubt.
Hey, it's Turgle (refering to Mike).
by Big Jux October 08, 2005
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
by Monkae October 20, 2004
by likeomgitstyy August 20, 2011
To sneak up behind another in school ,or any establishment where people tend to wear some form of bag on their back, grab said bag and shake vigorously and screaming loudly...
by Co B March 30, 2008
Those are some tig ole' burgles
Look at those huge turgles
Damn shawty, you have some fine ass turgles.
Look at those huge turgles
Damn shawty, you have some fine ass turgles.
by Afrojackulator June 12, 2011
by TurgleMan December 30, 2020
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