turdwit 

A person with the accumulative wit, and intelligence as week old solid excrement.

Person A: Doop!
Person B: What a turdwit!

turdwit by Heggy October 29, 2006

turditude 

a shitty, awful attitude

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.

turditude by wiley1 April 24, 2008

turdwiggler 

a absolutly horrible person, the gayest of the gay, a faggot, someone who packs fudge, or inserts a penis into another mans anus, "wiggling" the turds

wow what a turdwiggler

turdwiggler by farter54 March 15, 2011

Turdbitch 

A dirty, stinky, crazy fat girl. Used most commonly on dumb or smelly girls.

Did you see the new girl in town, shes a real turdbitch.

A: Hey dont you hate our math teacher?
B: Yeah shes a real turdbitch.

Turdbitch by stone cold steev austins son October 12, 2009

turdwinder 

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

turdwinder by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdito 

A small loaf of feces. A little piece of shit. A tiny turd. See dingleberry.

My cat left a turdito on the carpet.

turdito by Wigga July 3, 2003

Turdition 

A really crappy tradition.

I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!

Turdition by Brown Fury May 30, 2009