turdwig

A slightly less offensive way to call someone a shithead.

Dave: Aaron is such a shithead!
Steve: There are children here, don’t say that.
Dave: Oh, sorry, Aaron is such a turdwig.

by Waldorf64 November 23, 2017

turdwiggler

a absolutly horrible person, the gayest of the gay, a faggot, someone who packs fudge, or inserts a penis into another mans anus, "wiggling" the turds

wow what a turdwiggler

by farter54 March 15, 2011

turtwig

An grass type pokemon based in turtlesand twigs, he evolves in grotle

Turtwig, use razor leaf!
My turtwig can't use absorb.

by Hayarotle March 14, 2009

turtwigz

a misspelling of the word turtwigs, the pokemon, that accommodates the "Mudkipz" phenomenon.

stickmliveprsn: Hai evry1
exmpljoiner1: so i herd u liek mudkipz?!
stickmliveprsn:SO AI HERD U LIEK TURTWIGZ?!?!
exmpljoiner1:...touché =|

by TYLUHtrill June 19, 2008

Turdwagon

A wagon used for the transportation of turds

OR

A container/device used for the containment/transportation of second rate goods/materials

Did you see that turdwagon? It was carrying some pretty second rate materials

by ThePainfulPanda November 26, 2011

Turddigger

The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.

That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!

by De Lumpdumper December 21, 2017

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021