a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl
Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
by Skell February 12, 2008
to take a shit in a urinal
by Anonymous February 28, 2003
aka. crabwalker, moonwalker, mc beardcomb, pussymagnet
the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe
the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe
by pussington clam March 02, 2020
a guy who blow-dries his hair, wears armani jeans, has sex with his bike, kicks people in the throat and sends videos and pictures of himself jacking off to girls. Has a sideways dick. pretty much a flamer. CPAGS.
by lol@you69 May 01, 2011
Tad was hoping slip a fart off at work that would be subtle, to his suprise it was a noisy sidewinder.
by jedi77 June 03, 2014
(n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 20, 2008
by colleen the colon January 28, 2005