a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl
Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
by Skell February 12, 2008
Get the sidewindermug. to take a shit in a urinal
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
Get the sidewindermug. aka. crabwalker, moonwalker, mc beardcomb, pussymagnet
the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe
the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe
by pussington clam March 2, 2020
Get the sidewindermug. a guy who blow-dries his hair, wears armani jeans, has sex with his bike, kicks people in the throat and sends videos and pictures of himself jacking off to girls. Has a sideways dick. pretty much a flamer. CPAGS.
by lol@you69 May 23, 2011
Get the sidewindermug. Tad was hoping slip a fart off at work that would be subtle, to his suprise it was a noisy sidewinder.
by jedi77 June 3, 2014
Get the sidewindermug. (n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
Get the sidewindermug. by colleen the colon January 28, 2005
Get the sidewindermug.