turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdminer

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

by justadrunk August 16, 2004

Turdwonker

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

by HandRat July 2, 2021

Turbinderjeet

A word to describe one who is from India. Can be used for Male or female. Derived from combining turbin, bindi, and the last parts of the common Indian names example gurminder and gurjeet.

Hey look at that fucking turbinderjeet.
That turbinderjeet was a cheap fuck.
What is your name turbinderjeet.

by sukka10010101 March 1, 2019

turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

terdwinder

A person who can taper or twist there terds as they come out.

He is a real terdwinder.

by Burryliscious August 1, 2017