turdus

Elongated version of turd.

"Dude, mind that dog turdus!"

turdus by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

turdus code 

a turd tapping against the inside of underwear or pants as excaping from the anus in using morse code "S.O.S "Send Our Shit"

i was walking from the taco joint as my ass was hearing turdus code.

bplap bpal blap puff puff puff blap blap blap

send our shit

turdus code by bigturd95 May 27, 2012

Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turds to all 

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

"Y'all be good; turds to all."

turds to all by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020