Tardstick
Tardstick by erbilohcan June 2, 2018
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tardstick
n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured
tardstick by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006
Yardstick
Yardstick by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019
tearstick
1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.
2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.
3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.
3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"
2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"
3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"
2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"
3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"
Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor
"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist
A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023
tardsack
A tardsack is a dinkus that is so mentally retarded and has such a sack personality, that they fail. This fail is so great, that they may become a tardnugget.