Tubestick 

Another way of saying cock, boner, dick, chub or wang....

I got the skank and shoved my huge hungarian tubestick down her mouth..

Tubestick by Sanyika August 31, 2003

Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

Tubesteak Shuffle by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

Tubstuck 

A noun describing an event whereby a morbidly obese person becomes lodged in a tub. This is usually caused by air being trapped in between back fat and the porcelain tubs surface creating a suctioning effect.

My wife carried me through 5 heart attacks and 3 tubstucks.

Tubstuck by Wqrdsmith June 18, 2020

Tubesical 

Made for TV musical.

High School Musical! has become a tubesical phenomenon.

Tubesical by Brett94 March 7, 2008

tubestalking 

The act of stalking pretty boys (or girls) on the tube (that's London Underground to you)

It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.

tubestalking by Owen Blacker August 27, 2005

testick 

after a day of hard work when your balls stick to your legs

dude1: man, im so sweaty after today! dude2: i know! me too! i have a bad case of testick!

testick by 1337 |/\|4|\| January 5, 2009

TubeSteak 

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

TubeSteak by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004