turdkey

A massive plate of turd kept on a table with candles and all, for turdsgiving

Sasha: I will be serving turdkey for turdsgiving

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021

turdkey baster

a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021