turdkey

A massive plate of turd kept on a table with candles and all, for turdsgiving
Sasha: I will be serving turdkey for turdsgiving
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 05, 2021
Get the turdkey mug.

turdkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
Get the turdkey baster mug.