Tardage 

A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.

"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."

Tardage by Nodnarb Nine-toes. March 15, 2012

turdage 

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

turdage by RSyourself December 30, 2013

Tartagelicious 

My favorite mutual on tiktok, they are also the best person you could know ‼️

- Do you know Tartagelicious?
- Oh yes I know them. They are my favorite mutual.

Tartagelicious by Eula Supremacy June 7, 2021

Unpredicted Turdage 

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

Unpredicted Turdage by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

Tardagain 

Someone with a momentary or lifetime mental handicap...

To be a "Tard" + "again", or a transposed "re" + "tard".

Derived from "retard" (noun / verb), further derived from Latin "retardare", from "re-" (again) + "tardus" (slow).

Pronounced "tar-da-gain" \tär-di-gên\ , similar to "cardigan"

WTF? Damn, you're a tardagain!!!

That guy is a real tardagain!

Tardagain by Shawn Wargo April 1, 2008

turdager 

A teenager with an attitude.

Hanging out with a turdager is frustrating.

turdager by downpourpillager October 1, 2016

tardmageddon

The final result of the Mastardation, resulting in the end of Civilized Society as we know it.

We are the only survivors of the Tardmageddon, they will come for us next.

tardmageddon by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017