Tardage

A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.

"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."

by Nodnarb Nine-toes. March 15, 2012

turdage

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

by RSyourself December 30, 2013

Tartagelicious

My favorite mutual on tiktok, they are also the best person you could know ‼️

- Do you know Tartagelicious?
- Oh yes I know them. They are my favorite mutual.

by Eula Supremacy June 7, 2021

Unpredicted Turdage

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

Tardagain

Someone with a momentary or lifetime mental handicap...

To be a "Tard" + "again", or a transposed "re" + "tard".

Derived from "retard" (noun / verb), further derived from Latin "retardare", from "re-" (again) + "tardus" (slow).

Pronounced "tar-da-gain" \tär-di-gên\ , similar to "cardigan"

WTF? Damn, you're a tardagain!!!

That guy is a real tardagain!

by Shawn Wargo April 1, 2008

turdager

A teenager with an attitude.

Hanging out with a turdager is frustrating.

by downpourpillager October 1, 2016

tardmageddon

The final result of the Mastardation, resulting in the end of Civilized Society as we know it.

We are the only survivors of the Tardmageddon, they will come for us next.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017