turdage 

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

turdage by RSyourself December 30, 2013

Turdage 

Of the dove-like variety, often associated with the Thompson pigeon lineage

They didn't understand the amount of turdage in her personality, it was truly baffling

Turdage by Lichidyschplitz February 1, 2022

Unpredicted Turdage 

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

Unpredicted Turdage by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

turnage 

Family name known for large dicks

Did you hear that turnage boy pierced her stomach

turnage by TCal2020 May 19, 2017

turbage

The act of being pwned. Being rocked by those lower and greater than you. Complete opposite of 1337ness. Can be described as having nub-tastic abilities.

Wow Turbage you are terrible.

turbage by Peter M. February 2, 2005

Tardage 

A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.

"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."

Tardage by Nodnarb Nine-toes. March 15, 2012

Bret Turnage 

A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.

OMG Look! It's a Bret Turnage!

Bret Turnage by iamsoawesome123 November 5, 2011