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tuozzo or no normal kind. if you meet someone with an amazing last name your one lucky one. these people are like no other. they will impact you life in no other way. they are trusting, caring, funny, and have a kind heart. don’t miss out on these guys.
Bro you know the tuozzo family; oh yea they are awesome; yea i would love to be in that family.
tuozzo by thatsthelife. September 27, 2022
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Tuzzolino 

A Tuzzolino is a tan, balding carpenter with a big mustache who enjoys carpentry, fishing and wearing tank tops.
The Mario brothers are soooo Tuzzolino.
Tuzzolino by Funny99999999999 October 7, 2011
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The most amazing fam fam in da world they love the lecurse 🏀
Omg papa tozzo
tozzo by Jagtheuar July 27, 2024

Flaming Tuzzouli

The act of taking a string of 7 squares of toilet paper and pinching one end between your butt cheeks. The other end is then lit on fire by a second party. The toilet paper cannot be released from the butt cheeks until the person performing the act has finished chugging a full beer. Alternately, females can do a flaming vizzouli using their vagina rather than buttcheeks.
Tom is terrible at chugging beer. He will surely burn his ass if he tries to do a flaming tuzzouli
Flaming Tuzzouli by Tuzzoulimaster January 19, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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