tumblerite
-Remember: "Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops..."
-My inner tumblerite is triggered
-My inner tumblerite is triggered
tumblerite by Mr. Leprachaun December 29, 2015
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Tumblrite
ˈtʌmˌbləɹ.aɪt noun. A person (potentially a user of tumblr) who cannot take a joke, takes everything literally and way too seriously, gets easily offended by anything and everything, and insists that everything must be completely politically correct and non-offensive to everyone.
Tumblrite by MrJoshTheEpic March 7, 2017
Related Words
tumblerite • Tumblrite • tumblrized • Tumblarity • tumblrette • Tumblritis • tumblerina • Tumblerist • tumblerthree • Tumblertoopler
Tumblarity
A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.
Tumblarity by Allivictoria May 13, 2009
tumblrized
The act of being obsessed with the blogging website, Tumblr, and revolving your entire existence around it. Symptoms include drawing all over your skin with Sharpies, saying the expression "On Tumblr..." more than three times a day, taking a strange liking to triangles, using vocabulary you wouldn't normally use, and taking pointless pictures of yourself in order to get more "likes" and "reblogs"
Susy: Tumblr has been down three days...I'm miserable!
Jillian: WTF, you've been tumblrized.
Rachel: Mom, I saw this book on Tumblr, can I get it?
Mom: No! You're obsessed. You've been tumblrized!
Jillian: WTF, you've been tumblrized.
Rachel: Mom, I saw this book on Tumblr, can I get it?
Mom: No! You're obsessed. You've been tumblrized!
tumblrized by poppypoppy December 27, 2010
Tumblrite
A synonym for Tumblr Followers. Term coined originally by superash.tumblr.com but it's become a pretty popular word on the interweb.
Dude 1: Sick, I got some new Tumblrites, sick sick.
Dude 2: Tumblrites, who the fuck are you Jesus?
Dude 1: Nah man, he had disciples, these are my tumblr followers :)
Dude 2: Tumblrites, who the fuck are you Jesus?
Dude 1: Nah man, he had disciples, these are my tumblr followers :)
Tumblrite by Gregory Manadem April 18, 2010
Tumblritis
The effect Tumblr has on its "bloggers". Slowly they become more and more hipster, eventually reblogging meaningless photos of images of Harry Potter defeating a sparkling Edward Cullen or cats sleeping peacefully.
This disease is nearly almost fatal, turning even the most normal adolescent into a Twilight-hating, hipster-esque, online-shopping, self-important asshole.
The only hope is an intervention before it's too late.
This disease is nearly almost fatal, turning even the most normal adolescent into a Twilight-hating, hipster-esque, online-shopping, self-important asshole.
The only hope is an intervention before it's too late.
Jane: What happened to Beth? She used to hang out with us all the time.
Terry: Well, she got a Tumblr...
Jane: You don't mean-
Terry: Yes. Tumblritis.
Jane: Shit. Now she's going start wearing those stupid hats they don't stay on your head right and those fake glasses.
Terry: She already tried to convince me that Stephenie Meyer is a she-devil trying to steal J.K. Rowling's fire, who is apparently some type of Messiah.
Jane: Fucking Tumblritis. It ruins people.
Terry: It sure does.
Terry: Well, she got a Tumblr...
Jane: You don't mean-
Terry: Yes. Tumblritis.
Jane: Shit. Now she's going start wearing those stupid hats they don't stay on your head right and those fake glasses.
Terry: She already tried to convince me that Stephenie Meyer is a she-devil trying to steal J.K. Rowling's fire, who is apparently some type of Messiah.
Jane: Fucking Tumblritis. It ruins people.
Terry: It sure does.
Tumblritis by messie.egghead December 15, 2010
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