Tumblritis 

The effect Tumblr has on its "bloggers". Slowly they become more and more hipster, eventually reblogging meaningless photos of images of Harry Potter defeating a sparkling Edward Cullen or cats sleeping peacefully.

This disease is nearly almost fatal, turning even the most normal adolescent into a Twilight-hating, hipster-esque, online-shopping, self-important asshole.
The only hope is an intervention before it's too late.

Jane: What happened to Beth? She used to hang out with us all the time.
Terry: Well, she got a Tumblr...
Jane: You don't mean-
Terry: Yes. Tumblritis.
Jane: Shit. Now she's going start wearing those stupid hats they don't stay on your head right and those fake glasses.
Terry: She already tried to convince me that Stephenie Meyer is a she-devil trying to steal J.K. Rowling's fire, who is apparently some type of Messiah.
Jane: Fucking Tumblritis. It ruins people.
Terry: It sure does.

Tumblritis by messie.egghead December 15, 2010

Tumblritis 

Inflammation of self to Tumblr. Can't-get-enough-of-tumblr disease.

Dude, I didn't get to class because of Tumblritis.

Tumblritis by kissables March 13, 2010

Tumblrite 

ˈtʌmˌbləɹ.aɪt noun. A person (potentially a user of tumblr) who cannot take a joke, takes everything literally and way too seriously, gets easily offended by anything and everything, and insists that everything must be completely politically correct and non-offensive to everyone.

Tim just got offended at some stupid little joke I made, he's such a tumblrite.

Tumblrite by MrJoshTheEpic March 7, 2017

Tumblrific 

This word is to be used when something/someone was shown on tumblr in anyway.
In another way, it is when something/someone has a style that looks like something that would have been shown on tumblr.

OMG! Your skirt looks so tumblrific, it is just like the one on tumblr!

Tumblrific by BBB's!!! May 28, 2011

Tumblrite 

A synonym for Tumblr Followers. Term coined originally by superash.tumblr.com but it's become a pretty popular word on the interweb.

Dude 1: Sick, I got some new Tumblrites, sick sick.
Dude 2: Tumblrites, who the fuck are you Jesus?
Dude 1: Nah man, he had disciples, these are my tumblr followers :)

Tumblrite by Gregory Manadem April 18, 2010

tumblricious 

A picture or quote that you would generally see on tumblr because of it's "artsy-ness"

"Did you see Kayla's picture of her feet in the sand? It was so tumblricious"

"That picture of a burning index card with fear written on it was so tumblricious"

tumblricious by CuteLoad. December 29, 2011

Tumblrite 

A common mineral found in the lining of veins and arteries of a sector of females.
It has a strange property that hasn't been fully understood by biologists and physicists.
It's been observed that this material acts as a gateway for chromosomes to become absorbed through the walls of the blood ways. And become one with the blood.
Thus sapping the female ecosystem slowly but surely of all of their 13th chromosome.
In the core of the blood system. The heart. There is an abundance of tumblrite
This behaves strangely. Once a months worth of chromosomes have been collected in the blood stream. The mineral forces the heart to pump this blood to the ovaries to fuel next egg with concentrated chromoexcrement.
This is then expelled from the vagina over a week in the form of a dense red paste
This changes the hormone cycle drastically and gives them the strong urge. For the rest of their life. To become a fucking moron.
Girls that contain tumblrite happen to be called tumblrites, Because once the chromosomes are gone their classification from human changes

You know jess? She's become a tumblrite. She's shaved half her head and dyed it green. She thinks she doesnt need a dick to be a boy.

Tumblrite by Ihatepeople January 13, 2015