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Tulip Time 

An annual spring celebration in the quaint city of Holland, Michigan. Flocked to by asian tourists and creepy old men in order to watch high school girls prance around in authentic dutch garb.
It's Tulip Time! Let's go downtown and get elephant ears and watch your hot sister dutch dance.
Tulip Time by yeasayerrr December 31, 2010
Related Words
tulid • tulip • tuli • Tulin • tupid • tulialo • Tulika • Tuliphead • tulio • Talid

Tulodism 

Tulodism is a religion created by the section Diligence after the great messiah Joshua Toludus descended upon earth and freed everyone from their sufferings
Im part of the religion Tulodism
Tulodism by Guy from asia October 10, 2019
A natural alphamale who attracts many diverse followers, however, still shows many traits that are characteristic of a crid

Note: it is common for followers of a tulit to acknowledge and obnoxiously greet him when passing the alphamale.
1) Due to his myriad of believers, Jesus Christ can be called a tulit.

Ex.
Disciples: "Ayy yo, Tulit, where you at?"
Jesus: "Da crib."
Tulit by Chef Roger April 25, 2011

tickle my tulip 

It refers to massaging, or rubbing, the clitoris.

Female version of masturbation.
I'm gonna go tickle my tulip!
tickle my tulip by TattooedGiraffe August 28, 2017
Probably the nicest word possible for a girl. She must be Gorgeous, intelligent, fun to be with, sexy, and just have the most amazing personality!! The complete female, a stunning catch!
Wow, that Buffy is a real Tuliswa!
Tuliswa by Treeman4 November 9, 2009

tulip bed 

"Lay low at the bottom of a tulip bed, they know Ruby gone out on a useless thread"
tulip bed by Lil_Tougue February 6, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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