Tulit 

A natural alphamale who attracts many diverse followers, however, still shows many traits that are characteristic of a crid

Note: it is common for followers of a tulit to acknowledge and obnoxiously greet him when passing the alphamale.

1) Due to his myriad of believers, Jesus Christ can be called a tulit.

Ex.
Disciples: "Ayy yo, Tulit, where you at?"
Jesus: "Da crib."

Tulit by Chef Roger April 25, 2011

Round Tuit 

The rarest of Tuits available in the known universe, the Round Tuit is a true gem of an artifact, with an illustrious history. If you have located one, you must cherish and protect it, for its ethereal beauty cannot be properly articulated within the stringent limitations of the current languages of mere mortals. Blessed are those who hold a coveted Round Tuit, for they will never have to fall victim to the age-old adage "I will do (menial task) when I get around to it." Nay, for the holder of a Round Tuit shall be charmed with the ever-present ability to effortlessly and joyously conquer all things requiring doing: present, past, and future.

"I had been trying to finish a home renovation project for ages, but due to only having square and rectangle Tuits in my garage, I was unable to. Alas, I came across my cherished possession. Once I got a Round Tuit, the job was done before you could shake a stick. Now, nothing can stop me!"

Round Tuit by zaniac420 August 3, 2018

Tulip Time 

An annual spring celebration in the quaint city of Holland, Michigan. Flocked to by asian tourists and creepy old men in order to watch high school girls prance around in authentic dutch garb.

It's Tulip Time! Let's go downtown and get elephant ears and watch your hot sister dutch dance.

Tulip Time by yeasayerrr December 31, 2010

thlitoris 

A clitoris on your thigh. Usually located on the back of the thigh halfway between the thigh and the gluteus. Extremely sensitive.

Brent: "Ben, can I touch your thlitoris?"
Ben: "you know that always makes me squirm!"

thlitoris by Thlitmaster7 April 6, 2015

Tality 

The combination of every great life experience one can witness felt all at once. The simultaneous awakening of a persons mental, spiritual, family, social and physical state expressed into one word.

The great reality of one's life.

The formal word for anyone having an "a-ha" moment in their life the stirs actual change.

James experienced a full tality yesterday while attending a millionaire convention which has changed how he now views life.

Jane needs a serious tality or she'll be stuck thinking like a victim for rest of her life.

Tality by Bstephen May 26, 2015

Talitha 

A woman with great beauty and a flawless personality, whom can brighten even the darkest of days with her undying affection for those incapable of finding true love.

Jarred was lonley until he found himself a Talitha.

Talitha by swantonbomber February 15, 2010

tupitsa 

russian

Means dullard, bonehead, dunce, numskull. The general meaning is stupid and dumb.

Zatknis', tupitsa! - Shut up, dullard!

tupitsa by EmInara January 9, 2012