by sasuke jurodsaj October 23, 2020
Get the tulfo mug.Similar to the phrase "D'oh!", pulling a "tuxford" generally means that you have done something totally moronic such as rebooting a live server with 50k odd users on at the same time instead of the testing server you THOUGHT you were rebooting.
What makes a "tuxford" different from a "D'oh!" is that you have to reboot the live server with a 60 second notice to save your work instead of a 30 minute notice, AND cancel the shutdown before it actually happens. If you accomplish a tuxford, expect constant and endless ridicule over your server administration skills, endless memes using your name amongst your user base, and including having your name used as an urbandictionary.com entry.
What makes a "tuxford" different from a "D'oh!" is that you have to reboot the live server with a 60 second notice to save your work instead of a 30 minute notice, AND cancel the shutdown before it actually happens. If you accomplish a tuxford, expect constant and endless ridicule over your server administration skills, endless memes using your name amongst your user base, and including having your name used as an urbandictionary.com entry.
1. Tuxford accidentally the whole server.
2. It happened BECAUSE OF TUXFORD.
3. In CCCP, cluster restarts Tuxford.
2. It happened BECAUSE OF TUXFORD.
3. In CCCP, cluster restarts Tuxford.
by Tobin Shalim January 21, 2010
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John: That Tulo Bitch still fucked me last night even after I asked her if her tongue ring was for sucking dick.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?
John: Yaaa buddy.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?
John: Yaaa buddy.
by Mad Man 415 August 10, 2011
Get the Tulo Bitch mug.The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.
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Get the Telford Cheesecake mug.Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.
He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
Exaple 1:
Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?
Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner
Example 2:
" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?
Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner
Example 2:
" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011
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