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Telford was developed in the 1970s as a 'New Town'.

Keen not to repeat all the errors that made other new towns such dreary crime ridden dumps, such as Milton Keynes or Stevenage, Telford Development Corporation came up with some new and refreshing mistakes all of their own, making Telford possible the biggest planning disaster in the whole UK.

In addition to being the chav capital of the UK, it has the world's largest Primark store, the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the solar system and has only about 30% of the population in employment. These are all Polish.

It does have some good features. Every year without fail it wins the league table of 'The Most Godless City In The World' (True) having lowest rate of Christian Church attendance in the known universe, even beating Tehran.
Telford: Chav Capital, 'Most Godless City In The World' winner 1999 to 2011, dump.
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a town with a average of 150 thousand people living there in the west midlands of england. many newspaper reports called it the chav capital of the world but there is hundreds of emos around aswell outside the telford courts. a very up-coming town that is always being developed every day. if you walk through certain parts of the town like woodside, randlay, dawley, malinslee and many more and look the wron way at a bunch of chavs you are likley to get stabbed!!
i hate telford its like the chav capital of the world!
by philly willy January 07, 2007
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Supossed to be a "new town" to bring in nice homes and shit but ended up being the chav capital of the UK. Home to Simthy boy and his bum buddy Elda
Smithy boy: check owt ma rhymes man straight out of telford shropshire man check it
me: piss off u fuckin emo go back to being anally penetrated by elda
by thatguywhodidthatthingonetime December 14, 2013
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A very small town.

yet seems to have the highest teen pregnancy rate in the whole of Europe.
Me: Ha you live in Telford! Did you know it has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe?

Sarah: yeah but it's right next to Wolverhampton which is probably second.

Me: so.
by Yourmom;tasha January 23, 2008
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A town in the west midlands full of drugged up freaks and paedophiles. All

Places like woodside, malinslee, dawley, randlay and many more are full of chavs that will rob 3 pound to get a pack of fags.
Seen a lady smacked up on cocaine playing the bongos in the middle of telford
by Chilliwillyuckyucky January 09, 2018
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