tuinte

A hot, sexy staff member at RPGamer.com He has naked pictures on the web, and people just want him. He likes to do the "tui thing". Just don't capitalize the "t"..

tuinte
tui
www.tuiporn.com
tui's naked

by O' Shrouded One November 29, 2003

tainted surface

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.

Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014

tainted love

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

by i am a lover June 26, 2004

rose-tinted

To see the positive, to view the world in an excessively optimistic light, often thinking of it as better than it actually is.

"She wore rose-tinted spectacles"

by emles August 31, 2013

Tintersection

New, hip name for a T-intersection, used by cool kids,,, AND their grandmas.

Brooke- “hey Anthony, turn left at the T-intersection”
Anthony- “you mean a tintersection?”

Brooke- “oh yeah I guess you’re right, thanks Anthony!”

by Melody brown 2.0 October 3, 2019

Taintenance

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.

“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”

by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

Tunte

German word (f), considered vulgar, roughly equiv. to the English Faggot/Sissy/Pussy, etc.

That guy is a total fuckin' Tunte.

(Er ist eine Tunte)

by Miguel Sanchez DDS July 9, 2006