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tainted surface 

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

tainted love 

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.
once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...
tainted love by i am a lover June 26, 2004

rose-tinted 

To see the positive, to view the world in an excessively optimistic light, often thinking of it as better than it actually is.
"She wore rose-tinted spectacles"
rose-tinted by emles August 31, 2013

Tintersection 

New, hip name for a T-intersection, used by cool kids,,, AND their grandmas.
Brooke- “hey Anthony, turn left at the T-intersection”
Anthony- “you mean a tintersection?”

Brooke- “oh yeah I guess you’re right, thanks Anthony!”
Tintersection by Melody brown 2.0 October 3, 2019

Taintenance 

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.
“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”
Taintenance by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011
German word (f), considered vulgar, roughly equiv. to the English Faggot/Sissy/Pussy, etc.
That guy is a total fuckin' Tunte.

(Er ist eine Tunte)
Tunte by Miguel Sanchez DDS July 9, 2006