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noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.
“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”
by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011
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The act of maintaining a healthy taint. This includes, waxing/shaving, moisturizing, and wearing appropriate undergarments.
Grumpy Grundle can be prevented with regular taintenance.
by toad-10 February 11, 2011
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