tui

A Kick ass Beer Brewed in Mangatainoka in the Wairarapa district of New Zealand since 1889.
If ya dont drink tui, then yer a wuss. If ya dont drink tui from the 750ml or Jugs then yer a fucking pussy.
by Brother Number One June 16, 2005
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i think your mom used to be a tui. thats rad. can i get a discount?
by Big Fat J February 01, 2003
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that man is the tui
tui is way bigger than ike
by jakob tres January 24, 2008
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Tui is a strong Polynesian. Tui is a King and can be a Male or female.

Tui’s posses the ability of extraordinary cognitive abilities and foresight, they are a dominant presence anywhere they are. They are extremely intelligent.

Tui’s are loved by many, but trust very few. Known for their incredible good looks, and extremely debonair charisma they are also equally as humble.

Tui’s find success in anything they do, from cooking to inventing they are unmatched in the ability of mastering any skill quickly.

Be careful with Tui’s they are also very suave with the opposite sex, you will either fall in love or be finessed out of your innocence.

In love or in hate, Tui’s claim souls. Tread carefully.
You are so sexy it hurts, you’re such a Tui.

You’re so lucky you’re Tui.

I wish I was Tui.
by Ulavalefale November 23, 2021
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a young teenage girl who's offended that urban dictionary DOESN'T HAVE HER NAME DEFINED.
by sunnyraedaze April 09, 2017
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TUI: Texting Under the Influence.

Getting the bright idea to text ex-girl/boyfriends, parents, siblings and enemies expecting them to enjoy your thoughts while intoxicated. This especially occurs after a game of beer pong or round of shots, during a lonely cigarette at or around 4am
"I cam this close to a TUI last night, good thing my mom doesn't know how to text!"
by drinkmasterr March 28, 2009
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Typing Under the Influence, most commonly resulting in messages that should never have been sent in the first place. Commonly causing Facebook posts that make little or no sense to anyone but the person writing them.
I had to log off Facebook before I committed a TUI post to my profile.
by The Donkey Llama July 12, 2011
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