The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.
When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.