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Tuckin Knuckles 

Knuckle tuckin - the art of finger banging . Finger bang
Rhianna doesn't have sex on the first date. But she's down for some tuckin knuckles !"
Tuckin Knuckles by Lets Get Ill November 27, 2016

turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.
My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.
the act of a man taking his penis and hiding it bewteen his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals
Oh, shit!I thought you were a chick, but you were just tucking!
tucking by meowza May 2, 2005

tucking my shirt in 

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.
"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

Tucking in my shirt 

When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.
Don’t believe you’re lying eyes! I was tucking in my shirt!