Definitions by squiggles62

Newdle-ectomy

The recommended procedure whereby one bluntly cuts Newdle off from any and all online correspondence or chat-related endeavors. This method is steadily gaining popularity amongst the chat community to epidemic proportions, and has been for a decade or more.

I need to get a Newdle-ectomy to rid chat of twink-filled banter.

Newdle-ectomy by squiggles62 July 26, 2026

Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.

Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.

Pootsy Tubbolard by squiggles62 December 19, 2025

PFC

Pig Fondant Cake (PFC) is what Dee looks like. Matt his that pic on his profile. Dee is so fat she wallows in her own pig sty. OINK OINK, tubbo!

PFC is at KFC too often.

PFC by squiggles62 January 31, 2024

QAids 

Old Aussie supposed serial killer who has numerous illnesses, bad knees, and an ego the size of the outback with no facts to back it up. He claims to have killed his wife, but he's known to tell tall tales. He thinks he's a 'lady's man' but as it turns out, he's more of a gay man.

QAids is an old fart.

QAids by squiggles62 December 20, 2023