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Pootsy (pronounced Poot-CY) 1:to be completely unfunny and unamusing as well as generally annoying 2: to be unamusing as well as litteraly smelling like feces
Example 1:

damn man, that nigga is hella pootsy

Example 2:

I didnt want to take this pootsy ass test to begin with

Example 3:

baby gurl done fell on some shit and now shes hella pootsy
pootsy by Rofl S. September 18, 2005
same thing as a pussy
stop actin like a lil pootsy
Pootsy by BigHomieJohn August 11, 2008
Related Words
She was pootsy for football practice
Pootsy by Fafo36 September 23, 2025

Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.
Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.
Pootsy Tubbolard by squiggles62 December 19, 2025

Root Pooty 

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit
Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?
Root Pooty by Matt Man07 March 5, 2021
Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages
Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.
Pootay by Bald Boy September 12, 2019
The first ever "chat crew" on internet voice chat. Founded in 1998 by pootycrew1 and pooty_master_69. Many other chat crews formed after the founding of the Pooty Crew and there were even crew "wars" from 2000-2003. A group of people united for a similar purpose in a chat room, usually talking about insane subjects.
"Man, the PootyCrew is tryin to sell them old folks chrome wheelchair rims in 60's chat again."
pootycrew by pc1 March 30, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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