pootsy

Pootsy (pronounced Poot-CY) 1:to be completely unfunny and unamusing as well as generally annoying 2: to be unamusing as well as litteraly smelling like feces

Example 1:

damn man, that nigga is hella pootsy

Example 2:

I didnt want to take this pootsy ass test to begin with

Example 3:

baby gurl done fell on some shit and now shes hella pootsy

by Rofl S. September 18, 2005

Pootsy

same thing as a pussy

stop actin like a lil pootsy

by BigHomieJohn August 11, 2008

Pootsy

Dews favorite tackle dummy

She was pootsy for football practice

by Fafo36 September 23, 2025

Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.

Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.

by squiggles62 December 19, 2025

Root Pooty

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit

Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?

by Matt Man07 March 5, 2021

Pootay

Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages

Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.

by Bald Boy September 12, 2019

pootycrew

The first ever "chat crew" on internet voice chat. Founded in 1998 by pootycrew1 and pooty_master_69. Many other chat crews formed after the founding of the Pooty Crew and there were even crew "wars" from 2000-2003. A group of people united for a similar purpose in a chat room, usually talking about insane subjects.

"Man, the PootyCrew is tryin to sell them old folks chrome wheelchair rims in 60's chat again."

by pc1 March 30, 2005