tsunami poonani 

this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.

if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro

american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!

divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!

tsunami poonani by steg0saur January 14, 2021

Poonani Tsunami 

1. Large amounts of teenage vagina achieved within a fortnight.

2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.

(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)

Ex 1. I've been riding a poonani tsunami all week and I'm having a lot of fun.

Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.

Poonani Tsunami by Nickuhcrazy June 9, 2008

Poonani tsunami 

a reunion of poons the likes of which this world is not prepared to handle

get ready for the poonani tsunami of summer 2005 :)

Poonani tsunami by CK Washington April 25, 2005

Poonani Tsunami 

When a guys sex game is so strong he's causes a bitch to gush on an almost biblical stud-like scale. If your lucky enough, you'll be renowned for giving women that sweet sweet Poonani Tsunami.

Damn man I was going down on a chick last night and all of a sudden she just hit me with the poonani tsunami - thought I was going to drown right there in her bed. She wants the same again tonight though ;)

Poonani Tsunami by its_memo_creations May 2, 2016

Poonami-Tsunami 

A phrase coined in the year 2013 referring to when you get a girl super wet. Therefore, Poonami-Tsunami.

Dylan ate that heavy honey out so well that he gave her a poonami-tsunami.

It was a poonami-tsunami down there.

Poonami-Tsunami by gingginggingging September 7, 2013

poonami tsunami 

A period. Coined in 2016 by a YouTuber, the poonami tsunami is a play on both words used to refer to a woman’s menstral blood.

Girl 1: hey, want to go out tonight?
Girl 2: no, sorry. The poonami tsunami started.
Girl 1: oh, I’m sorry. Chocolate and Netflix tonight then?
Girl 2: yes, please!

poonami tsunami by Snek Keeper June 22, 2018