steg0saur's definitions

tsunami poonani

this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.

if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro

american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!

divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!

by steg0saur January 14, 2021

thwacked

thwacked is the condition your mind is left in after habitual drug use even after sobering up. a thwacked individual will behave differently than they would have if they had never consumed drugs, the most common being drug seeking behavior AKA fiending but also lack of common sense, decreased intuition, degraded performance, etc. opioid use disorder is a an example of a thwacked condition but ALL drugs (from weed to wellbutrin) have the potential to thwack you one way or another if you fail to moderate usage. the only treatment is time but in some cases prolonged drug use may leave you with permanent brain damage and you will be forever thwacked.

i was so thwacked i bought $5000 worth of oxycodone but then had a moment of clarity after i got fired... wanna buy my pills?

by steg0saur January 19, 2020

nutley

adj. when something is drenched in nut (cum, spunk, spooge, semen) or resembling something that is drenched in nut. an object that is nutley may be stiff, sticky, have a strong bleach scent, or have splattered stains on it.

that's a very nutley dress you're wearing, monica

by steg0saur January 11, 2018

traffic lights

a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green shits.

girl: oh man! i dropped my glasses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!

guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?

girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?

by steg0saur September 29, 2008

drug ramadan

drug ramadan is one month in which an individual abstains from all drugs including cigarettes, alcohol, caffeine, marijuana, and any other chemicals which may hold recreational value. also includes abstaining from prostitutes, gambling, and other addictive hedonistic activities.

i'd smoke that joint with you but it's drug ramadan, sorry.

by steg0saur August 4, 2017

arab flip

an arab flip is a muslim of austronesian descent which is most likely a malay or an indonesian.
derived from their muslim cousins (arabs) and austronesian cousins (filipinos/flips)

when i got to kuala lumpur i thought how the fuck can arab flips have a city like this? then i found out about chinese malaysians.

by steg0saur December 23, 2017

black russian

after fucking a girl long and hard in the ass, you pull it out and put it back in her pussy.

lauren got a wicked infection after getting a black russian

by steg0saur November 17, 2006