the SUN. the literal light of this world. the thing that lights up the sky every single morning. the man we would all commit arson for. the man who you can hardly understand. the man with insane cheekbones. the man who treats his fans like old friends, like he’s known them his whole life. the man who has NOT ONE skippable song. the man we all go silent for.

a stupid MAN: what the fvck is that ! ouch it’s hurting my eyes !!
me: oh my god THATS LOUIS TOMLINSON !! my king, you may now have my hand in marriage . i love you .

louis tomlinson by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

harry tomlinson

harrys styles’ real name because he is married to louis tomlinson.

everyone knows that it’s harry tomlinson not louis styles

harry tomlinson by larrie678 October 17, 2020

louis tomlinson

singer from doncaster. talented and handsome as hell. he's the most lovely person
treats his fans like friends<3
his debut album 'Walls' is out NOW! go stream it

stan louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson by florchis February 11, 2020

louis tomlinson

louis is the center of the universe, and carries the entire music industry on his back. also harry styles husband.

“did you see harry holding olivia wilde’s hand today?!”

“yeah, that’s fake asf bro. he’s been with louis tomlinson for 10 years. still together, still going strong.”

louis tomlinson by larryisreal2828282828 February 11, 2021

my first real crush was louis tomlinson

Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.

H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"

my first real crush was louis tomlinson by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026