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tshitr by ali ozoren January 12, 2008
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cardboard tshirt
an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.
Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."
cardboard tshirt by 570 February 23, 2009
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buy mugs tshirts and magnets
1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.
2.The thing that's above this definition.
3.Something that you wouldn't click on.
2.The thing that's above this definition.
3.Something that you wouldn't click on.
Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.
buy mugs tshirts and magnets
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.
buy mugs tshirts and magnets
buy mugs tshirts and magnets by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010
tshirthell.com
A web site which sells unique novelty t-shirts. They're called "T-Shirt Hell" because they're slogan is "Where the bad shirts go". Nearly every shirt on the site is offensive to someone, and nearly everyone can find a shirt which offends them. There's no guarantee that everyone will find these shirts amusing, but some people do, and that's the beauty of freedom.
person 1: Did you see the shirt that guy was wearing? It said "Arrest black babies before they become criminals"! That's so offensive!
person 2: Um... have you ever heard of satire? Do you honestly think that the person wearing the shirt actually believes what the shirt says? Visit tshirthell.com sometime, they don't discriminate, they're equal opportunity haters, they want to offend everyone* not just blacks.
person 1: Well, I understand satire, but I'm still having trouble not being offended by that shirt.
person 2: meh, you're not required to agree, just as long as you defend his right to wear the thing.
person 2: Um... have you ever heard of satire? Do you honestly think that the person wearing the shirt actually believes what the shirt says? Visit tshirthell.com sometime, they don't discriminate, they're equal opportunity haters, they want to offend everyone* not just blacks.
person 1: Well, I understand satire, but I'm still having trouble not being offended by that shirt.
person 2: meh, you're not required to agree, just as long as you defend his right to wear the thing.
tshirthell.com by picklejar August 14, 2004
make a tshirt
make a tshirt by tshirtmaker October 4, 2010
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tshirthell.com by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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