trumpwreck

The life & times of the trump presidency

DJT’s handling of the Covid pandemic was a complete trumpwreck.

by Sanity Crusader January 5, 2022

trumpcheck

def: 1) Trump's response to the coronavirus pandemic; a buffoonish attempt to buy votes of trumptard s by giving them money (mailing them trumpchecks) to continue ignoring his bumbling incompetence, mental unfitness, pathological lying , and generally assclownish behavior.

... NOT the same as a Trump Check

Q: "Did u receive your trumpcheck, yet?" A: "Oh, yeah, dude, like I done spent it on an ounce of premium bud! Q2: "Like, gimme a bowl of that bud, dude!" A2: "STFU dude! Get your own u moochin' trumpanzee!"

by Eppypotamus March 26, 2020

Trumperneck

Verb. Compulsive malady. To become physically unable to look away from the impending trainwreck that is one U.S. Presidential nominee's flailing campaign. Those who are afflicted by Trumpernecking often find themselves watching videos, reading articles, and in extreme cases, watching cable news, to learn of outrageous acts committed by Donald J. Trump, in the hopes of soothing their inevitable nervous anxiety in the days leading up to the election.

While Trumpernecking this morning, I discovered Donald's latest Tweetstorm and I thought, man, this guy should definitely NOT have the nuclear codes.\
4 out 5 #NastyWomen prefer Trumpernecking to Twerking.

by NastyWomyn October 24, 2016

TrumpTruck

Jacked-up pick-up trucks with loud exhaust pipes and flashy lighting including front grill lights intended to turn on and off in the attempt to intimidate other drivers.

What did that jerk in the TrumpTruck flashing his fancy grill lights expect me to do, plow into the stopped car in front of me or pull out into oncoming traffic?

by grubrubber October 5, 2018

tripwreck

A cruise or seaside vacation that is ruined by a hurricane, tsunami, or just wicked-stormy seas.

When Hurricane Rick came ashore at Cabo San Lucas their four-star resort vacation became a tripwreck.

by BuzzKill54 October 19, 2009

Trumprection

1) An erection brought on by but not limited to: abuse of power, slandering minorities, objectifying women, blatant racism, and lies about crowd size.

2) A mass group erection in response to either tragic and real news, or absurdly fake news.

Joseph awkwardly tried to conceal his Trumprection, apologizing to bystanders that commented "Oh...no worries, I didn't see anything, anyway."

by JimmyAgnew July 3, 2018

Trumpnecks

A Typical Donald Trump Supporters fucking up with their Fake Civil War of January 2021 because his fat ass lost to Joe Biden in 11/7/2020! Funny because 11/7 backwards is 7/11. The Same Fat asshole didn't make america great, but rather a dumb, Uneducated, Scary Country and almost a Shithole! These Bastards are wanted by the FBI and they Eat at A Mcdonald's and InNout because they wanna praise their fucked up leader aka Donald Trump while Watching Teletubbies Fox News Edition on their Tablets while Smoking Joint and drink 2 Cans of Four Lokos and go Apeshit. Your Typical Trash but at least a Trash Can is Useful in Society!

Typical Liberal Police Officer: Oh shiiit! The Trump Supporters are coming
Police Gaurds: What? What Trump Supporters we didn't see shit?
Typical Liberal Police Officer: They're coming this way, Please Prepare your Riot Shields for these Trumpnecks!
Police Guards: Oh Shit......... Incoming Smoke Bomb *Throws the Smoke Bomb in the wrong Direction.

Trumpnecks: MAGA MAGA WE WANNA SUCK ORANGE CHEETO *Chants for 3 Hours*
Some Guy watching this on his HDTV: WTF is this shit, Honey Grab your Black Dildo I wanna do something for us!
Some Guy's Girlfriend: What? Oh MY God, Here's a box full of Black Cocks!
Some Guy: Okay, Take that you Fucking Pigs and don't you dare watch Power Rangers and Peppa the Pig because whatever, They can't hear me anyways!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 9, 2021