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Trumpnecks 

A Typical Donald Trump Supporters fucking up with their Fake Civil War of January 2021 because his fat ass lost to Joe Biden in 11/7/2020! Funny because 11/7 backwards is 7/11. The Same Fat asshole didn't make america great, but rather a dumb, Uneducated, Scary Country and almost a Shithole! These Bastards are wanted by the FBI and they Eat at A Mcdonald's and InNout because they wanna praise their fucked up leader aka Donald Trump while Watching Teletubbies Fox News Edition on their Tablets while Smoking Joint and drink 2 Cans of Four Lokos and go Apeshit. Your Typical Trash but at least a Trash Can is Useful in Society!
Typical Liberal Police Officer: Oh shiiit! The Trump Supporters are coming
Police Gaurds: What? What Trump Supporters we didn't see shit?
Typical Liberal Police Officer: They're coming this way, Please Prepare your Riot Shields for these Trumpnecks!
Police Guards: Oh Shit......... Incoming Smoke Bomb *Throws the Smoke Bomb in the wrong Direction.

Trumpnecks: MAGA MAGA WE WANNA SUCK ORANGE CHEETO *Chants for 3 Hours*
Some Guy watching this on his HDTV: WTF is this shit, Honey Grab your Black Dildo I wanna do something for us!
Some Guy's Girlfriend: What? Oh MY God, Here's a box full of Black Cocks!
Some Guy: Okay, Take that you Fucking Pigs and don't you dare watch Power Rangers and Peppa the Pig because whatever, They can't hear me anyways!

Trumpencestance 

Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.
We are now victims of Trumpencestance.
Trumpencestance by djchronic December 8, 2016
Assholery to the ten-billionth power.
The trumpness of Trump never ceases to amaze me, with how overly trumpish his trumpery out-trumps his own trumpness, time and time again.
trumpness by Brewt.Blacklist July 31, 2016

Trumpdicksucker

Someone who blindly follows a leader without any independent thinking or reason.
Historians will note that the German’s who embraced Adolph Hitler were trumpdicsuckers when they blamed various religions for their financial woes.

Rebecca found it frustrating that her Republican friends are trumpdicksuckers without objectively reviewing the facts.
Trumpdicksucker by AZRPh December 30, 2020

Donald Trumpness 

a disease that u get when someone is being a bisexual asshole that sucks toenails for a living and likes to rape anything and everything that he/she can find alive or not if theirs a hole it's bound to be raped
Donald Trumpness by bigd21525 April 4, 2018

Trumpbucks 

The stimulus checks that the feds are going to send to most citizens. Not backed by anything substantial like gold.
I don't care if it's not worth the paper it's printed on, I want those Trumpbucks!
Trumpbucks by kaman25 April 9, 2020

trumpieces 

Small cut-up pieces of Donald Trump
I hate Donald Trump so much. I’d cut him into Trumpieces if I had my way
trumpieces by Tcwilly July 23, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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