Definitions by JimmyAgnew

Trumprection

1) An erection brought on by but not limited to: abuse of power, slandering minorities, objectifying women, blatant racism, and lies about crowd size.

2) A mass group erection in response to either tragic and real news, or absurdly fake news.

Joseph awkwardly tried to conceal his Trumprection, apologizing to bystanders that commented "Oh...no worries, I didn't see anything, anyway."

Trumprection by JimmyAgnew July 3, 2018

trumpflakes 

Trumpflakes are people that blindly defend Donald Trump, no matter insane or bat-shit crazy the case may be. They are basically flakes that defend Donald Trump by calling everyone 'snowflakes'.

In a press conference, Donald Trump said that there were maybe a million, million and a half people at his Inauguration (an obvious lie).

Trumpflakes immediately defended their (mostly, kind of, a little) fearless leader.

trumpflakes by JimmyAgnew January 25, 2017

Gerardi Party 

an epic wedding reception full of good friends and family, reminiscent of the Nantucket Gerardi Party on 9/25/10. No deaths or major injuries, just the Good Ol' Boys and Girls having a major celebration.

Holy hell, I'm hungover; what a night. That was a real Gerardi Party.

Gerardi Party by JimmyAgnew September 26, 2010