Trumprection

1) An erection brought on by but not limited to: abuse of power, slandering minorities, objectifying women, blatant racism, and lies about crowd size.

2) A mass group erection in response to either tragic and real news, or absurdly fake news.

Joseph awkwardly tried to conceal his Trumprection, apologizing to bystanders that commented "Oh...no worries, I didn't see anything, anyway."

Trumprection by JimmyAgnew July 3, 2018

Trumpfiction 

A fan fiction containing our silky haired savior, Donald "Thicc" Trump

"Only 16 inches? Your Trumpfiction is shit"

Trumpfiction by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

trumpression 

noun

: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."

"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"

"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."

"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."

trumpression by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

Trumpression 

trumˈpreSH(ə)n/
noun
1. feelings of severe despondency and dejection after the election of Donald Trump.
2. conflicting feelings of wanting to leave the country, commit self-harm and resist at the same time.

The liberal journalist suffered from trumpression; they wanted to flee to Canada and kill them selves, but they wanted to march against President Trump.

Trumpression by Irreverent Reverend February 10, 2018

Trumpctionary 

a dictionary with only Trump's words in it.
Lately Urban Dictionary is releasing only Trump-related words, it is becoming a Trumpctionary.

"lemme search on my Trumpctionary"
*opens a random page*
we will make America great again - phrase spoken by Trump almost compulsively. It is considered as a Trump's constant in his speeches.

Trumpctionary by Dan Sparkle February 21, 2017

trumpception 

Trump creates a problem that prevents fixing a problem Trump creates

Today's government shutdown is sponsored by: TRUMPCEPTION

trumpception by Orlando Woolridge May 3, 2018

trumpression 

the Trump depression is short for trumpression.

Maybe we will meet trumpression.

trumpression by Aoerz March 17, 2020