trumptease 

An act of diverting attention from a burning or embarrassing subject to some other topic, often sensational but also fictional and irrelevant. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

As he found himself suspected of being in cahoots with the Russian leader, the president attempted a trumptease, accusing his predecessor of wiretapping.

The House GOP members tried to trumptease the investigation of the president’s Russian affiliations by insisting on the importance of finding and prosecuting leakers.
The press secretary tried to expand on the president’s trumpteases.

trumptease by Wryface March 22, 2017

trumptease 

Presidential. sexual grab.

She was Trumptease by the orange t-rex

trumptease by Miguel 😧 B February 1, 2017

Trumpteezer 

def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA

Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.

Trumpteezer by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

Trumpsessed 

When you become obsessed with Donald Trump to the extent of linking everything to him and radically transforming sites like Urban Dictionary into being all about it.

Shana: I liked Urban Dictionary before it was Trumpsessed.
Mary: Yeah, every day there's a new and completely random trump word.

Trumpsessed by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017

Trumpcase 

Any nutcase who still supports Donald Trump even after all the remarks he has made.

If you are a Republican in 2017, most likely you are a total Trumpcase!

Trumpcase by Seshie February 21, 2017

trumpressed 

verb

: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."

"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."

"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."

"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"

trumpressed by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

Triptease 

A klutzy slut. A hot girl who's accident prone, she tries to be sexy but can't pull it off; farts during a pole dance or trips when she's stripping.

She may have medical issues like a broken ear drum affecting balance or a club foot.

Man, she's hot, but she threw up all over me during the lapdance. She's a total triptease.

Triptease by Wyatt Junker August 1, 2008