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trumpressed 

verb

: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."
"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."

"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."

"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"
trumpressed by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
Related Words

TRUMPSESSION 

Having an anti-Trump obsession. Constant daily posts or rants about how much you don't like him. An obsession far greater than any Trump supporter. The worst obsession to have; to obsses about something you hate.
Those crazy liberals have a Trumpsession and just can't stop talking about him.
TRUMPSESSION by MuddyRootsMan December 1, 2017

Trumprested 

Portmanteau of Trump and Arrested, as their behavior (usually arrest or exposure) Trumps many other important news stories.

Example: A long line of associates of Donald Trump (himself included) that have been arrested, imprisoned, fined, ticketed, etc.. involved in bribery, conspiracy to commit other crimes
Example 1
A: Do you remember when Cohen got Trumprested? Some bigger shit just happened.
B: Yeah, what's going on?
A: Donnie's getting Trumprested, it's killing important news stories
B: Old ass bitch think he important, huh?

Example 2
Donald Trump's indictment Trumprested the story about Twitter's source code leaks on GitHub being discovered months after the fact.

Example 3
The Musk family has a history of slavery, discriminating against trans people, and only wants white people to have weed. Elon's Charm Offensive isn't enough to hide this agenda and get this information Trumprested.
Trumprested by HVNGARYKVNNIBVL March 31, 2023