Trumpese

An explanation and or translation of what exactly Donald Trump is saying and/or the reasoning by anyone who can relate to him, for why he does or says the bizarre things he is world renowned for.

Please explain to me in Trumpese if necessary, why Michael Flynn was pardoned.

Trumpese by Kyla Mack November 25, 2020

Trumpenese 

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.

"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."

Trumpenese by MPHStu January 22, 2017

Trumpsessed 

When you become obsessed with Donald Trump to the extent of linking everything to him and radically transforming sites like Urban Dictionary into being all about it.

Shana: I liked Urban Dictionary before it was Trumpsessed.
Mary: Yeah, every day there's a new and completely random trump word.

Trumpsessed by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017

trumpered 

When a conservative goes on a Facebook rant in response to a liberal exposing them as one of the snowflakes they purport to hate.

Kathy Griffin Trumpered so many people by doing exactly what conservatives have been doing to Obama for the last 8 years.

trumpered by Sakamonster June 1, 2017

Trumpsexual 

Trumpsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned Donal Trump so much that Trump has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Trumpsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Donald Trump Is the G.O.A.T" or "Trump is better than Obama" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Trumpsexual is literally the most annoying person ever. That will tell you Trump is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Trump lost more votes than he has won. They will blame 'fake news' instead of giving him any blame. A Trumpsexual tends to bring up other politicians like Clinton to change the topic away from Trump. A Trumpsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Donald mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even understand politics.

Pete- Hey man, you see Obama's last speech on unity? It was dope. So well said.

Daryl- Yeah, but see Trumps speech against the libtards 2 weeks ago. He has the best words.

Pete- yeah, but Obama's speech was a monumental moment.

Daryl- Trump is way better than Obummer anyway. Check out my 'Make America Great Again' hat and my camo jacket.

Pete- what did you do with your clan robes?

Daryl- Put in the closet in case he tells us its ok to wear them in public again.
Pete- Oh (awkward pause)

Daryl- Obama sucks, Trump is better than Obama and FDR combined

Pete- FDR realigned American politics and helped lead us through most of WWII, Obama was the first non white US president, and passed some monumental reforms. Trumps approval rating is 36%. Trump would not be shit without the money he inherited. He is a joke. He isn't even in the top 20 presidents. You are dickriding him

Daryl- yeah well what about Hillary Clinton dude, she lost all those emails and benghazi stuff.

Pete- Changing the topic like a trumpsexual does.

Trumpsexual by COVFEFETER June 12, 2017

Trumpede 

When a group of Trump supporters violently silence you with 'alternative facts'

I was trying to explain that if we put a tariff on Mexican products, the American people will pay for the wall but I found myself in the midst of a Trumpede.

Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.

Trumpede by King Of The Underworld February 22, 2017

Trumpesty 

The absurdity of having Trump in charge during a crisis.

The non-existent early response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the systematic dismantling or underfunding of agencies with the power to respond appropriately is a trumpesty of public health. What a tragedy!

This current government is a trumpesty.

Trumpesty by Surveillancegirl March 21, 2020